i am dorothy
I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.
i am dorothy
"Wal-Mart earned $27 billion in profit last year. They could afford to pay their bottom million workers $10,000 more a year, raise all of those people out of poverty, cost — save taxpayers billions of dollars, and still earn $17 billion in profit, right? It’s simply nuts that we have allowed this to happen. […] You know, this ridiculous idea that a worker on Wall Street who earns tens of millions of dollars a year securitizing imaginary assets or doing high-frequency trading is worth 1,000 times as much as workers who earn tens of thousands of dollars a year educating our children, growing or serving us our food, throwing themselves into harm’s away to protect our life or property, that this difference reflects the true value or intrinsic worth of these jobs is nonsense."
This is fantastic. Way to go, bros.
laskdkjfjdjsjeat a peachAre these peaches in lingerie or an I tripping?liengliengYou are right lolafflictius
Not that I object to butts…but why is there even lingerie this tiny?
In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.
You can’t possibly say no to that.
"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE. HUMAN. SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."
This is essentially what happened with Linni, save she was IN my coat sleeve.
when a white boy says “for a coloured girl you are really attractive” all I hear is “I live in a cookie cutter Barbie world where all I do is fuck white girls with ombré hair and they fake their orgasms”
Hey now, they don’t all have ombre hair…