December 2011
Mom, I’m fat. But big deal. I don’t feel bad about it, and you never made me...
– Bobby Hill, King of the Hill (via eikelmann)
One of my favorite moments in the whole series.
(via theillustratednerdgirl)
Pareidolia →
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(580): I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I love when these are from my area code.
The right kind of parenting. →
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A book, too, can be a star, ‘explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh...
– Madeleine L’Engle (via -daydream-believer-)
Mac vs. PC
shitmystudentswrite:
PC is a old gay, who wears traditional and formal. Mac is a young gay, who looks modern and informal. On the other side, Mac is lighter than PC, because the old gay is fatter than young gay. In conclusion, APPLE used this form of comparison to show the benefits of Mac.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that....
– Drew Carey (via trainjuice)