Whiskey; and cupcakes

saboobnah:

bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S ME, MARY. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

JESUS, YOU GUYS, HE SMELLS LIKE A DISTILLERY. I’M GLAD HE PASSED THE BAR EXAM, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO LET HIM DRINK LIKE THIS? YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST TAKEN OFF HIS SHOES. OH, AND HE’S STILL GOT GUM IN HIS MOUTH. THAT’S JUST GREAT. HE COULD CHOKE.

SHAWN? SHAWN, IT’S MARY. YOU FELL ASLEEP WITH GUM IN YOUR MOUTH. I’M JUST GOING TO GET IT OUT FOR YOU, OKAY?

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donotcryout:

SWEET DREAMS EVERYONE

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I almost fainted from unexpected shots in the ass.
This seems like a totally reasonable response.

thatonechick42:

Harley Quinn will not judge your sexual orientation.

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visualizingmath:

Boy’s Surface

Boy’s Surface was discovered in 1901 by German mathematician Werner Boy. Like the Klein Bottle, this object is a single-sided surface with no edges. Boy’s Surface is also a non-orientable surface, which means that a two-dimensional creature can travel within the surface and find paths that will reverse the creature’s handedness when it returns to its starting point. The Möbius Strip and Klein Bottle also have non-orientable surfaces.

Formally speaking, Boy’s surface is an immersion of a projective plane in three-dimensional space with no singularities (pinch points). Geometric recipes exist for its creation, and some of them involve the stretching of a disk and the gluing of the disk to the edge of a Möbius strip.

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falconpunchtothebabymaker:

Princess Bride Pregnancy Test.

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darthcubby:

America sucks at a lot of things.

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unseelieallure:

SQUEEE! My friends and I at AnimeNext <3

deaththegrell:

One of my personal favorite AnimeNEXT cosplays of the Eva Girls in their plug suits but in the fricken pool they just looked really awesome

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bakeddd:

reese’s tornado truffles

• click here for recipe

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