cosmo tip #272
unzip his pants like you’re gonna give him head and then
just burp on his penis and leave
This is how I get boyfriends.
I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.