Look at that fancy octopus. Where are you going, Fancy Octopus? Are you hitting up the octopus clubs? Can I come with you?
Clubtopus
the club can’t even handle this octopus.
(Source: dubsex2myfuckstep, via physical-media)
I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.
Look at that fancy octopus. Where are you going, Fancy Octopus? Are you hitting up the octopus clubs? Can I come with you?
Clubtopus
the club can’t even handle this octopus.
(Source: dubsex2myfuckstep, via physical-media)
—- Swagtopus.