So my ex noticed some woman who says she recognizes me hitting on me, tells said woman she’ll make me go out on a date with her, exchanges contact information with the woman…who turns out to be a stripper.

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  1. borg-booze-baking-and-babies said: So are you gonna go? I would totally read MY DATE WITH A STRIPPER. it’d be like my date with drew only with more glitter.
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