So my ex noticed some woman who says she recognizes me hitting on me, tells said woman she’ll make me go out on a date with her, exchanges contact information with the woman…who turns out to be a stripper.
I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.
So my ex noticed some woman who says she recognizes me hitting on me, tells said woman she’ll make me go out on a date with her, exchanges contact information with the woman…who turns out to be a stripper.