Crime only happens at night, duhhh.
Ask any (or just my) mother, sex, drugs, and kidnappings only happen at night.
I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.