Crime only happens at night, duhhh.
Ask any (or just my) mother, sex, drugs, and kidnappings only happen at night.
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I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.
Crime only happens at night, duhhh. Ask any (or just my) mother, sex, drugs, and kidnappings only happen at night.
Duh, winning!
They don’t. Batman’s got a TV, right? Just flip to the news channel.