I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.
The Kracken… tentacle raping people long before the perverts set their eyes on Cthulhu and the old ones.
Someone should make this gif in reverse because then it would be a wonderful giant octopus that magically made ships...
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